screw the taxpayers

......out of their serving of..........

..........goat entrails. Greedily hiding the entrails from the villagers he.............

........perfunctorily funked at a regular basis having been..........

............driven to near insanity. At that moment he espied the one called town clerk. She of.......

....many costumes, both at work and at play, where she.......

..............a veritable horde of suitors. All of whom wore..........

.....blue and leather with matching hats so they could......

...........confuse the dim-witted wench. Meanwhile, back at El Rancho Creepo the Queens aunts were............

cooking a batch of perogies for his snack tonight

................Many many perogies, for the queen had invited the board of weasels for dinner and he loathed sharing his perogies with any but his.............

....pet goats, that he promised the aunts, he would clean up after he was.............

finished slopping in his pen ...

... and assured complete gustatory satisfaction. Whether or not his gustatory pleasures ranked higher than his unnatural and deep-seated yet not-so secretive goat needs, would be a sticking point of disagreement among the bewildered aunts for many...

......years to come, when in the kichen making the pierorgi for the yearly festivus for the 'letting of the DVOR' which is when......