Q.   What's the Cuban National Anthem?  
A.      Row, Row, Row Your  Boat

Q.   Where does an Irish family go on  vacation?

A.      A different bar  



Q.   What did the Chinese couple name their  blonde, curly-haired  baby?
A.    Sum Ting Wong


Q.   What  do you call it when an Italian has one arm  shorter than the other?  
A.    A speech  impediment

Q.    What does it mean when the Post Office's  flag is flying at  half-mast?

A.     They're hiring

Q.   Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star  Trek?

A.   Because they're not going to work in the  future either

Q.   What do you call a Mississippi  farmer with a sheep under each  arm?

A.   A pimp


Q.  Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use  the car only on Mondays,           Wednesdays and  Fridays?  
A.   Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex  Ed class uses it..


Q.   What's the difference between a southern  zoo and a northern  zoo?

A.    The southern zoo has a description of the  animal on the front of the cage along with a  recipe.


Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old  lady to say the 'F'  word?
A.   Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady  to yell 'BINGO!'  

Q.   What's the difference between a northern  fairytale and a southern  fairytale???

A.   A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a  time...'   A southern fairytale begins,  'Y'all ain't gonna' believe this  sh*t.'  

Q.    Why doesn't Mexico  have an Olympic team?

A.       Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump  or swim are already in the United  States  .