CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'    

Hung   Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .. Got  headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'    
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and  tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try  that.'  

Two hours later  Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house'