A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce.
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and a half a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It is made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a grudge? No, we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that? I got proof.
What kind of proof? She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at a drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says 'Polish Remover' |