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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! .... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'

Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof! ... He was turned in to a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'
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Hey, wait - I was LOL'ing till the last two lines


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yes, you are correct MT....the last 2 lines should have stated.....

"Poof, he/she was turned into she/he. He/She checked the map, hiked 100yards up stream and walked across the bridge."

'If at first you dont succeed, do it the way your partner told you!'



...you are a product of your environment, your environment is a product of your priorities, your priorities are a product of you......

The replacement of morality and conscience with law produces a deadly paradox.


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Listen....men inherently do not follow maps, ask for directions or read manuals!!!


Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil,  
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Really?


...you are a product of your environment, your environment is a product of your priorities, your priorities are a product of you......

The replacement of morality and conscience with law produces a deadly paradox.


STOP BEING GOOD DEMOCRATS---STOP BEING GOOD REPUBLICANS--START BEING GOOD AMERICANS

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Quoted from bumblethru
Listen....men inherently do not follow maps, ask for directions or read manuals!!!


Of course not, we've got toys like GPS's


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