Hermie and Sandra are outside their nursing home, having a
> drink and a
> smoke, when it starts to rain. Sandra pulls out a condom,
> cuts off the
> end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>
> Hermie: What in the hell is that?
> Sandra: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get
> wet.
> Hermie: Where did you get it?
> Sandra: You can get them at any drugstore.
> The next day, Hermie hobbles herself into the local
> drugstore and
> announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of
> condoms.
> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
> strangely
> (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very
> delicately asks what
> brand of condom she prefers.
> 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a
> Camel.'
> The pharmacist fainted. |
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